pewubz:

me, screaming at my cup of green tea: RAISE MY METABOLISM YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the-gayest-dovah:

Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette

depression-healthy-carrier:

Do re mi fa so fcking done

vesicapieces:

moodymoody:

thatonebl0nde:

majinbluue:

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

couples therapy

clexa-korrasami:

lindzbizkit:

thecrimsonlolita:

seyelence:

sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

daddys-chaton-noir:

mavieaveceux:

seyelence:

you know when people are like “ass or tits?”

I’m like

have you ever seen a woman’s THIGH

or TUMMY

or A R M

or LEGS

or nECK

or HAaAANDS FOR GOODNESS SAKE

Facts

collarbones are actually like…art to me

me, a lesbian: women are fucking artwork. 

• the curve of the jaw
  
• the dip of her neck
  
• strong shoulders
  
• the slope of her lower back
  
• wrists
  
• smile dimples
  
• soft thighs
  
• belly tightening when she laughs
  
• hands that hold yours perfectly with the little thumb stroking thing
  
• eyes  with laughter
  
• goofy nose crease
  
• the muscles of her back
• earlobes to be nuzzled
  
• girls with superficial veins like road maps
• chubby arms when she puts them around you
• tall girls that tower over you and cup your face like you’re the most precious, fragile thing on earth
• small girls that fit under your chin and press their nose to your throat to feel your heart race
• freckles like constellations
• scars, embedded with stories 
• birthmarks
• tattooed girls, the stories that go into their art, tracing them tenderly as she dozes with you
• stray locks of hair to be tucked behind her ear
• round cheeks when she yawns
• soft butts when she sits on your lap and snuggles into you
• brow furrows when she concentrates 
• women

best addition to my post thank u ^

This though

okay tbh I think a woman’s back is the sexiest fucking thing on this EARTH. especially against white sheets like i’m goneeeee

Lesbians are smooth asf poets.

catsi:

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

snorlaxatives:

grown ass adults every time a disney sequel gets released: leave your kids at home 👏🏼👏🏼 this one’s for the 90s babies 💯💯💯 i will literally beat the SHIT out of any child i see in the theater 👊🏼😤👊🏼

partyshoggoth:

Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

jumex:

‪anybody else want to sit in a big bowl of rice like a wet iPhone ‬

thecommonchick:

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